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[Monday,
June 4th, 2007] |
Sometimes, my life is so dull, my need for attention, and my paranoia, cause me to write livejournal entires about the most inane, boring things I can think of. I will now proceed to tell you, in what I delusionally believe to be a 'funny' manner, the details of something incredibly inane and boring. Probably something nerdy, like my limited knowledge of flash, or shit online games that I am rubbish at. Here are more details about this thing that no-one on this planet gives a flying fuck about. I'm so interesting. LOVE ME. This is how I, the most amazing, funny, beautiful person in the universe, did to fix the problem. Erm... gotta keep the next bit on the downlow.
Seriously, is anyone still reading this? Because these posts are really just my substitute for masturbation. And nobody wants to see that, or acknowledge that it exists.
*Scratches head* Why don't I have any friends?
It's the new character for my split-personality. I'm gonna call it Jen.
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[Friday,
August 11th, 2006] |
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reply to moi and fill this out:
1. Name:
2. Age/Birthday:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song:
6. Favorite Band/Rapper/Artist:
7. Favorite Book/Comic Book:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Favorite TV Show:
10. Favorite Video Game/Board Game:
11. Do we know each other outside of Livejournal?:
12. Would you give me a kidney?:
13. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
14. If you could change anything about your current life, would you?:
15. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?:
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[Wednesday,
June 21st, 2006] |
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raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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[Monday,
January 16th, 2006] |
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I'm still alive.
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[Tuesday,
December 6th, 2005] |
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meh!
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[Wednesday,
October 19th, 2005] |
 | You scored as The Pretty-Boi Dyke. You can be a bit cocky at times and ever the heartbreaker, but no one knows that you're really just looking for true love.
The Surprise! Dyke | | 45% | The Pretty-Boi Dyke | | 45% | The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke | | 35% | The Sprightly Elfin Femme | | 35% | The Stud | | 30% | The Granola Dyke | | 20% | The Femme Fatale | | 15% | The Student Dyke | | 15% | The Little-Boy Dyke | | 10% | The Quasi-Gothic Femme | | 10% | The Bohemian Dyke | | 5% | The Magic Earring Ken Dyke | | 0% | The Hipster Dyke | | 0% | </td>
What Type of Lesbian Are You? (Inspired by Curve Mag.)
created with QuizFarm.com |
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[Friday,
October 7th, 2005] |
Melanie told me to update... so I am. But she has room to talk... she never ever posts in her LJ.
Mmmm... Not got much to say. Haven't really done much of anything. It SUCKS being back in the UK and away from Mel. I miss her. Work is crap. So I've retreated into my own little world of Emily Procter worshipism! yay!!!
It's her birthday tomorrow. I wonder what gifts she'll get...
EMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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[Wednesday,
August 24th, 2005] |
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My nanna died this morning. Ugh. I feel weird even looking at that sentence. She'd been sick most of my life... she got cancer when I was 7 and the chemo messed up her muscles in her legs so she couldn't walk without a stick and it weakened her heart... cancer treatments weren't quite as advanced as they are now and sometimes that's what happened. She died in the hospital in her sleep in the early hours of the morning (UK time). My mum rang me exactly an hour ago... I'm thousands of miles away from them but it seems like she told me hours and hours ago. I always dreaded nanna dying cos she was always there for me or my mum if we needed anything... we kind of depended on her. So she was in the hospital since July 18th... I remember cos I sent her flowers on the 17th cos it was her birthday a few days before and she never got to enjoy seeing the flowers cos she was in there.
I loved my nanna so much. I'd fight with her every day though. She was the worlds worse nag. She'd nag at everyone about stupid things... part of it was cos she was always in so much pain... anyone in as much pain as she was would be short with people from time to time.
I'm not going home though. My auntie (my nan's sister) said that my nanna wouldn't want me to come home and that my nanna made them promise that they wouldn't let me know how sick she was the past few weeks cos she wanted me not to worry about her. But I knew... they don't keep you in hospital for nearly 6 weeks if you're doing okay... I knew she was in the hospital... I didn't know that her heart had stopped twice and she was flown to a specialist heart unit. She'd inisisted that I wasn't told cos she didn't want my vacation ruined. As if she would ruin it! If I'd have known I'd have been on the next plane back to England and be 100% okay with it.
She'd do anything for anyone... She'd give you her last penny if she thought it would help you out. And I'm going to miss her so much. And I hope she knew how much she meant to everyone in our family and all her friends. I just can't believe I'm going to live out the rest of my life without seeing or speaking to her again.
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[Sunday,
July 24th, 2005] |
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[Friday,
July 1st, 2005] |
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I'm in Florida now. For the next 2 months! yay
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[Wednesday,
June 22nd, 2005] |
Tomorrow is my last day off before I go to Florida!!! I'm leaving on June 30th! yay!!!!! I've done some packing... But... I still have quite a bit to do.
I didn't do anything today. I woke up... went to my nanas and then I came home and watched Wimledon the rest of the day!
Tomorrow I'm gonna go and change some ££££ into $$$$$$ and I have to call into work to sort my schedule out next week with Sarah. That's if she's talking to me... There has been lots of drama at work lately but they are all silly bitches and can kiss my arse!
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[Sunday,
June 12th, 2005] |
The Liberal Beauty
You scored 77 looks, 76 personality, 25 politics, and 61 sex drive! |
You're beautiful, you have a great personality, and youre highly sexual. You're a liberal with your views and you don't put morals before everything. You're probably a great wife or girlfriend, and you know how to make sure that the ones you love are happy. You're probably fun in a conversation and I'm sure that you are as loveable as you are beautiful.
Don't Forget to Take My Other 2 Tests
The Music (Rock That Is) Test
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=8460139144648302003
The One Question Test
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=10194224782000446693 |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 64% on Appearance |
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You scored higher than 59% on Personality |
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You scored higher than 44% on Beliefs |
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You scored higher than 27% on Sexuality |
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[Tuesday,
May 31st, 2005] |
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Justine Herpes-Hardenne annoys the fuck out of me! Ugh! I forgot how frickin annoying that fugly witch was!
May she get herpes again and every muscle strain injury going! YAY!
FUGLY!!!!!
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[Sunday,
May 29th, 2005] |
I'm watching The OC for the first time ever and um... I'm not that impressed. Maybe I'm just watching a shitty episode or something...?
Tomorrow I'm working 8:30-6... blah. And then I'm supposed to be going to a friends house but I dunno if I'll be awake enough hahaha I'm so used to doing nothing that when I actually do have something to do... I don't wanna!
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[Thursday,
May 26th, 2005] |
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YAY!!!! Carrie Underwood won American Idol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was obvious from the start of the season that she would win. I'm such a Scary Carrie Fan. I've downloaded all the audio and video clips of her from AI4 and then a bunch of demos she did before she entered the competition and I listened to her like all night last night. SCF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[Wednesday,
May 25th, 2005] |
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The Broken Road - Carrie Underwood |
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The Keys to Your Heart
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You are attracted to obedience and warmth. |
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. |
You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy. |
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. |
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets. |
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. |
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. |
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. |
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[Tuesday,
May 24th, 2005] |
Your Linguistic Profile:
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40% General American English |
30% Yankee |
20% Dixie |
5% Midwestern |
5% Upper Midwestern |
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