The Devil's Own

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Mon, 04 Jun 2007 20:59:44 GMT

Sometimes, my life is so dull, my need for attention, and my paranoia, cause me to write livejournal entires about the most inane, boring things I can think of. I will now proceed to tell you, in what I delusionally believe to be a 'funny' manner, the details of something incredibly inane and boring. Probably something nerdy, like my limited knowledge of flash, or shit online games that I am rubbish at. Here are more details about this thing that no-one on this planet gives a flying fuck about. I'm so interesting. LOVE ME. This is how I, the most amazing, funny, beautiful person in the universe, did to fix the problem. Erm... gotta keep the next bit on the downlow.

Seriously, is anyone still reading this? Because these posts are really just my substitute for masturbation. And nobody wants to see that, or acknowledge that it exists.

*Scratches head* Why don't I have any friends?

It's the new character for my split-personality. I'm gonna call it Jen.

OI!

Fri, 11 Aug 2006 20:09:02 GMT

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Tue, 20 Jun 2006 23:18:07 GMT

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 29 Apr 2006 21:40:53 GMT

That is all.

Mon, 16 Jan 2006 23:19:42 GMT

I'm still alive.

Tue, 06 Dec 2005 03:35:42 GMT

meh!

Wed, 19 Oct 2005 01:00:51 GMT

You scored as The Pretty-Boi Dyke. You can be a bit cocky at times and ever the heartbreaker, but no one knows that you're really just looking for true love.

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The Surprise! Dyke

45%

The Pretty-Boi Dyke

45%

The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke

35%

The Sprightly Elfin Femme

35%

The Stud

30%

The Granola Dyke

20%

The Femme Fatale

15%

The Student Dyke

15%

The Little-Boy Dyke

10%

The Quasi-Gothic Femme

10%

The Bohemian Dyke

The Magic Earring Ken Dyke

The Hipster Dyke

What Type of Lesbian Are You? (Inspired by Curve Mag.)
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Fri, 07 Oct 2005 22:24:23 GMT

Melanie told me to update... so I am. But she has room to talk... she never ever posts in her LJ.

Mmmm... Not got much to say. Haven't really done much of anything. It SUCKS being back in the UK and away from Mel. I miss her. Work is crap. So I've retreated into my own little world of Emily Procter worshipism! yay!!!

It's her birthday tomorrow. I wonder what gifts she'll get...

EMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Sat, 17 Sep 2005 22:12:23 GMT

Which Golden Girl Are You?

The End

Thu, 25 Aug 2005 00:07:54 GMT

My nanna died this morning. Ugh. I feel weird even looking at that sentence. She'd been sick most of my life... she got cancer when I was 7 and the chemo messed up her muscles in her legs so she couldn't walk without a stick and it weakened her heart... cancer treatments weren't quite as advanced as they are now and sometimes that's what happened. She died in the hospital in her sleep in the early hours of the morning (UK time). My mum rang me exactly an hour ago... I'm thousands of miles away from them but it seems like she told me hours and hours ago. I always dreaded nanna dying cos she was always there for me or my mum if we needed anything... we kind of depended on her. So she was in the hospital since July 18th... I remember cos I sent her flowers on the 17th cos it was her birthday a few days before and she never got to enjoy seeing the flowers cos she was in there.

I loved my nanna so much. I'd fight with her every day though. She was the worlds worse nag. She'd nag at everyone about stupid things... part of it was cos she was always in so much pain... anyone in as much pain as she was would be short with people from time to time.

I'm not going home though. My auntie (my nan's sister) said that my nanna wouldn't want me to come home and that my nanna made them promise that they wouldn't let me know how sick she was the past few weeks cos she wanted me not to worry about her. But I knew... they don't keep you in hospital for nearly 6 weeks if you're doing okay... I knew she was in the hospital... I didn't know that her heart had stopped twice and she was flown to a specialist heart unit. She'd inisisted that I wasn't told cos she didn't want my vacation ruined. As if she would ruin it! If I'd have known I'd have been on the next plane back to England and be 100% okay with it.

She'd do anything for anyone... She'd give you her last penny if she thought it would help you out. And I'm going to miss her so much. And I hope she knew how much she meant to everyone in our family and all her friends. I just can't believe I'm going to live out the rest of my life without seeing or speaking to her again.

Mon, 01 Aug 2005 19:43:02 GMT

Attention everyone

this is very important.

http://www.petitiononline.com/sopha666/petition.html Sign it! Sign it! Sign it! Sign it!

Ban Sopha from Planet Earth!

Sun, 24 Jul 2005 14:11:29 GMT

hot hot hot

Fri, 01 Jul 2005 13:08:20 GMT

I'm in Florida now. For the next 2 months! yay

Wed, 22 Jun 2005 22:01:48 GMT

Tomorrow is my last day off before I go to Florida!!! I'm leaving on June 30th! yay!!!!! I've done some packing... But... I still have quite a bit to do.

I didn't do anything today. I woke up... went to my nanas and then I came home and watched Wimledon the rest of the day!

Tomorrow I'm gonna go and change some ££££ into $$$$$$ and I have to call into work to sort my schedule out next week with Sarah. That's if she's talking to me... There has been lots of drama at work lately but they are all silly bitches and can kiss my arse!

Sun, 12 Jun 2005 23:25:47 GMT

The Liberal Beauty
You scored 77 looks, 76 personality, 25 politics, and 61 sex drive!

You're beautiful, you have a great personality, and youre highly sexual. You're a liberal with your views and you don't put morals before everything. You're probably a great wife or girlfriend, and you know how to make sure that the ones you love are happy. You're probably fun in a conversation and I'm sure that you are as loveable as you are beautiful.

Don't Forget to Take My Other 2 Tests

The Music (Rock That Is) Test

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The One Question Test

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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 64% on Appearance

You scored higher than 59% on Personality

You scored higher than 44% on Beliefs

You scored higher than 27% on Sexuality

Link: The What Kind of Girl are You Test written by ramonaaronperez on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Tue, 31 May 2005 12:07:42 GMT

Justine Herpes-Hardenne annoys the fuck out of me! Ugh! I forgot how frickin annoying that fugly witch was!

May she get herpes again and every muscle strain injury going! YAY!

FUGLY!!!!!

Sun, 29 May 2005 17:42:39 GMT

I'm watching The OC for the first time ever and um... I'm not that impressed. Maybe I'm just watching a shitty episode or something...?

Tomorrow I'm working 8:30-6... blah. And then I'm supposed to be going to a friends house but I dunno if I'll be awake enough hahaha I'm so used to doing nothing that when I actually do have something to do... I don't wanna!

Thu, 26 May 2005 10:08:31 GMT

YAY!!!! Carrie Underwood won American Idol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was obvious from the start of the season that she would win. I'm such a Scary Carrie Fan. I've downloaded all the audio and video clips of her from AI4 and then a bunch of demos she did before she entered the competition and I listened to her like all night last night. SCF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 25 May 2005 16:41:52 GMT

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to obedience and warmth.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Tue, 24 May 2005 20:16:28 GMT

Your Linguistic Profile:

40% General American English

30% Yankee

20% Dixie

5% Midwestern

5% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Tue, 17 May 2005 09:10:30 GMT

Every so often a piece of celeb news comes along that makes you go "Oh. My. God" and Kylie having cancer is one of them. I mean... She's Kylie!!!! Urgh! :(

So... I'm probably gonna have a crap day today.

Thu, 28 Apr 2005 22:09:43 GMT

I'm bored! I've done nothing all day. And I'm so hungry. I'm cutting out junk food and I think I'm having withdrawal symptoms. I woke up today and I felt like I hadn't eaten in months. I watched Supersize Me tonight on TV. I'm definitely not gonna be eating junk and I'm gonna try hard not to eat it this summer. It's evil.

I'm working tomorrow and all weekend and I'm preparing to hear that I have to work all of next week cause people are quitting on my department. I need the money though.

I have "Saw" to watch on DVD. I dunno whether to watch it tonight or just watch regular TV.

Oh and it's 9 weeks today until Florida!!!!!

Wed, 27 Apr 2005 00:17:42 GMT

My day at work today was so funny. Sarah had to go clean up a dead pigeon from the car park (cause she didn't wanna send one of the trolley guys cause he always has to scoop the dead stuff up and she felt bad for him) so she went to clean it up armed with a shovel and a plastic bag. She was gone for a while and as I was training somebody on customer services I could leave my desk for a few minutes cause the trainee could cover so I went outside to see what was up and OMG she's such a girl! she was screaming that it's guts were on the floor. Like... duh! It was dead! So I told her to scoop it up and I'd hold the plastic bag open but she couldn't do it. She was freaking out hahaha So I picked it up with the shovel and... chased her around the car park with it hahaha She was screaming "I'm gonna fucking kill you, you evil bitch! Arrrgggghhh!" hahaa So anyway we got back inside the store and some of the managers came from upstairs and they were laughing at her cause they'd been watching us hahaha It was so funny. Like yeah... it was kinda gross but she was overreacting.

Tomorrow I'm gonna um... do nothing haha I'm gonna sleep in and then watch crappy daytime TV!!!

I got this new layout from layout archives or something like that but I think I'm gonna change it. It's too messy and my friends page looks retarded. I like the colours though and the image. Oh well... I wish I knew html and overrides and stuff but... I only just about know how to turn my computer on haha

Oh and I just watched Wisegirls on DVD and it was so good! It was a really good movie. And Mariah was great as Rachel. She can act! Although I did find Rachel a little "too much" in parts but yeah... good movie haha I have Saw to watch as well but I dunno... It looks scary. I might just send it back wothout watching.

Thu, 14 Apr 2005 20:49:39 GMT

Who should I vote for?

Your expected outcome:

Liberal Democrat

Your actual outcome:

Labour -14
Conservative -13
	Liberal Democrat 26
	UK Independence Party 11
	Green 24

You should vote: Liberal Democrat

The LibDems take a strong stand against tax cuts and a strong one in favour of public services: they would make long-term residential care for the elderly free across the UK, and scrap university tuition fees. They are in favour of a ban on smoking in public places, but would relax laws on cannabis. They propose to change vehicle taxation to be based on usage rather than ownership.

Take the test at Who Should You Vote For

I'm not voting for anyone cause they are all crap and I just don't care hahaha

Wed, 13 Apr 2005 23:07:35 GMT

FUCK!!!!

I am so run-down. My hair is getting kinda greasy even though I wash it like at least 5 times a week. It looks so life-less. And I've got a zit outbreak. I didn't even get loads of zits when I was 15!!!! Ugh. So either I'm turning into a greasy lesbian or... I'm lacking some vitamins or something??? I've always been so proud of my good skin and perfect hair as well.